Troll diaries – Sammi

Hello, my name is troll1 I live in a cave I love children they are scrumptious. I use salt and pepper to flavor them. OK enough of the food my favorite thing to do is torture children I put them in my crusher and crush them hahaha. Everybody screams and runs away when I only want children. I say no adults I do not need you but they hear me as grrr. Therefore, they do not now I am ok with them. My brother is called troll2 we do not really have names just troll1 and troll2. Troll2 loves torturing children to (do not worry we do not waste them we still eat them) but he uses my crusher because his is broken. My best friend is a human he is 34 so I do not eat him. He thinks I am old I am only 134 my brother 254 and my mother is 896 I am young he is like a baby for trolls. Bye.

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